AISubs v3.7
- Yo, what's up, I'm Tetsuya. - I'm Shibayu.
- I'm Ryo. - I'm Tatsuya.
And I'm Umaruto.
I've played many sports before,
but I've only played table tennis once.
Shibayu is 1st place, and Tatsuya is 2nd place.
I know what's going on.
But we military people
like to exercise and work hard.
- Yeah. - So I wanted to
get 1st place back with table tennis.
This time, it's not a regular table tennis match,
but a table tennis match with one ability!
In our generation,
- we call it "drag race." - I know what you mean.
This match will be played with only one ability.
Other than that, it's just regular rules.
It's a match to see how your ability will change.
Even if you're not good at table tennis,
you might be able to win depending on your ability.
But if you have a strong ability like Shibayu,
you might not be able to win.
It's up to us to decide
how this ability will work.
It might be decided in the future table tennis tournament.
The ability you're talking about now
is many times better than you think it is.
It's anything. It's really anything.
It doesn't interfere with your opponent
or give you a direct shot.
It's only in your own territory.
It's in your own field.
And it's something you can't touch.
I'll say it's okay.
In that situation, we'll have a 3rd match.
I'd like to feel like I'm winning as a Japanese player.
Let's decide who will go first.
- Who will go first? - Me.
- It's been a while. - It's been decided.
- Okay. - Okay.
Table tennis team, go!
- Toshimitsu! - Go!
- Let's say it. - Table tennis team, go!
- Toshimitsu! - Oh, I see.
- Go! - I think Toshimitsu will win with his ability.
What will happen? Please look forward to it.
First match, start!
First match, table tennis, Toshimitsu.
Go! Eat it up!
Toshimitsu will announce his ability first.
If it's my ability, I won't hold the racket on purpose.
I'll show you my gimmick.
Open your eyes!
Go ahead!
One, two...
Ah!
Eh? Eh?
By connecting this person with the controller Ryusei, I can perform the strongest play.
It's connected to Ryusei.
That's right.
Toshimitsu-san, it's like you're not holding the main camera.
Why is that?!
It's too heavy!
No, it's good, Toshimitsu-san.
Right?
You want me to control it, right?
That's right.
Who is this guy?
Walking in the sun like this, I have a headache.
I can't lose, right?
It's my ability.
Internal underground...
It's a little low, isn't it?
Hahaha!
My gimmick!
Change!
Aaaaaah!
Hurry up and change it!
Eh?
What is it?!
Oh!
Odogu-san is here!
Oh!
I want you to lose.
That's what I'm saying.
Wow, if you say it there, you can't win, Toshimitsu.
This time, the winner is the player with 7 points.
Rock-paper-scissors, one of you will eat it, and I will give you the command of rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors...
Hey, it's complicated.
It's complicated!
Rock-paper-scissors' operation is complicated.
It's complicated!
Match!
Start!
Wait a minute...
No, wait a minute...
Is that so?
Hey!
Is that so?!
Alright! It's here!
Is that so?!
Go for it!
It's here!
Oh!
It's here!
Oh!
Toshimitsu!
Good, good! Don't be surprised, don't be surprised.
- 1-0? - 1-0!
More, more, more, more, more, more!
More!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait! - Eh?
- Wait, wait, wait, wait! - My fingers aren't used to it!
- I know! - 2-0!
- I'm counting on you, I'm counting on you! - 2-0!
- Ha! - Ha!
- Good job, good job! - Good job!
- Oh!
- Ah! - Ah!
- Um, "seastick" is "ah"... - "Seastick" is even better!
That important thing, that important stick...
- You're trying to give it away like that... - Give me a better feeling...
- Here I go! - Yeah!
- Yes! - 2-0!
- Guts pose, guts pose, guts pose! - Good job, good job!
- Ah! - That was close!
- I got it! - Ah! - I got it, Shintoki! - Okay! - An ability reveal! - 4-2!
- Ah! - How about that?! - How about that?!
- Which is it? Which one is it, judge? The posture! - Is it fine? - Is it fine?! - It's fine!!
- No, this is not the strongest pose right now - It's here! It's here! It's here!
- This one is not allowed - If you aim for it, it's the strongest pose
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- It's gonna end up like a bug's head. - Yeah.
- Bug's head! - Damn it!
- Nice! - Yes!
- Ha! - Whoa!
- Nice! - Bug's head!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- If you lose, he'll take off his mask and show his face. - Hahaha!
- Here I go! - Shut up!
- Nice! - Huh?!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Six against six! - Yes!
- Yes!
- Ah! - Yes, yes, yes!
- Damn it! My butt! My butt hurts! - No, calm down! Calm down! You can do it!
- Ha! Ha! - Yes! Yes!
- Yes! - Seven against seven!
- Here it comes! Here it comes! Here it comes! - Seven against seven!
- Ha! - Ah!
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- It's like a cheese stick stuck in your butt. - Damn it!
- Seriously, this is really hard! - It's really hard!
- Bad work! - Yes!
- You can do it! You can do it!
- Yes!
- Good job! Good job! Good job! - You're cool!
- You're hot!
- If you get stabbed in the back...
- Ah! - Ah!
- Bad work! - Bad work!
- It's narrow!
- Good! Good! Good! - Good job! Good job!
- Good job!
- Wow! - Wow!
- You're good! - You're really good!
- I'm really excited right now!
- Yes!
- I'm sure you're all curious about this, but... - Who is it?
- Oh, is it him? - Yes. - He's my junior, Neato.
- What?! - Your junior, Neato?!
- So, he was your ping-pong club member? - Ping - pong club member?
- No, I don't think so. - What?!
- Neato went inside his house.
- It's weekdays, so it's hard to get in and out of his house. - That's true.
- It's hard to get in and out of his house. - You don't know him?
- Huh?! - Huh?! Who is he?
- No matter what kind of event it is, I'm always there. - I know!
- You're always there for me. - Thank you.
- Second round! Bunkei, Yugaru, Ike, Ryo! Please announce your skills!
- Ikuto-kun, bring it over! - "Bring it over"?
- What is it?! - Oh! - What is it?! - What is it?!
- My racket is... this! - What is it?!
- It's cute! - It's huge!
- What is it?! - What is it?!
- The wind is strong! - The wind is strong!
- My laugh earlier was... "Toshimitsu, you lost." - That's right!
- "Toshimitsu, you lost there."
- Depending on the other person's skills, you might get along better. - That's right.
- Ryo, please announce your skills! - "With my skills, you won't come over here."
- What?! - "windows 2020"! - "windows 2020"!
- You're just getting eaten up, aren't you? - You're just getting eaten up, aren't you?
- What is it?! - What is it?!
- I've summoned two giant swashbucklings for business!
- By creating them, you won't be able to come back! - What?!
- It's so strong! - It's so strong!
- With this area, you can't hit the racket!
- You're just getting eaten up, aren't you?!
- Let's start with rock-paper-scissors! - Rock - paper-scissors!
- I'll serve! - I'll take it!
- I'm counting on you! - I'll definitely win!
- Let's start the second round!
- I'll show you what high speed is like riding in the wind!
Idiot! Idiot!
I don't need this!
Give it back!
Go!
Idiot!
You're overdoing it!
Let's go!
This is strong!
It's a great drop shot!
It's a drop shot!
Actually, it's better this way!
It's advantageous!
Let's go!
Give it back!
It would have been better if you didn't touch it!
It's out!
But if I dodged it, it would have hit this guy!
Are you stupid?
Yes!
It's good!
It's like riding in the wind!
You're overdoing it!
Don't touch it until you dream it!
I won't!
Let's go!
It's good!
It's there!
It's 4-4!
Damn it!
I'll hit it from where the wind doesn't hit!
It's 5-4!
Let's go!
It's good!
It's amazing!
It's 5-5!
It's wonderful!
It's better than I thought!
It's bad!
You're overdoing it!
This competition will end!
It will end if you don't show what you worked hard for!
It took me hours!
Leave it to me, Tetsuya!
I'll win!
You're strong-willed!
It's bad!
Let's go!
It's bad!
8 points!
The game is over!
Let's go!
It's bad!
Today, we won by 2-0. Thank you very much!
Table tennis is about calculation, so it's more interesting for us to calculate and make use of our abilities.
Why don't you try a one-ranked table tennis?
See you later!
I did it too much.
Idiot! Who came up with this rule? Yes, me!
This super ability table tennis is a dance battle!
You said you were Japanese players, but your field was only about 0.5m.
The point is decided by the area of ​​the field of ​​the person who wins this table tennis.
So you guys are still 2.5m!
I'm not Japanese!
It's amazing!
Third round! Bunkei, Tetsuya! Ikei, Shibayu!
Then, Tetsuya, please announce your abilities.
To be honest, I thought Ikei's ability was a good idea.
However, it seems that Ikei's ability is not enough for me to win.
My field is this!
Cut it out!
This is a table tennis that has a hole where a lot of air comes out like air hockey that I made specially!
I want you to see the structure of this.
Do you know the mechanism of air hockey?
By letting air come out from below, the puck floats a little and it becomes easier to swing.
In other words, your ball doesn't touch my court.
It's a miracle court where you can put it in the court, but you can't score it.
Moreover, this time, there is a super long hose that is different from today's fan blow.
It also calculates the sound of the video!
Let's go!
It's your turn!
Yeah!
Wait a minute!
Huh?!
You're too noisy! Listen to me!
Yeah!
Let me show you my skills!
If you have my skills, you'll be able to do something!
Oh!
God's sword will stab you!
What?!
God Flash!
What's wrong?
I can't do it!
I'll stab you now!
I can't do it!
It's dazzling!
Ah!
Countless dots in front of you!
Help me!
And this!
Ah!
Ah! Countless dots!
It's really dazzling!
Wow!
With this, I can't see you!
Thinking about your eyes, I want to be a medium- sized light!
Haha!
Did you learn how to react?
My value has increased!
Hahaha!
You didn't listen to me, so you don't need to see me anymore!
What?!
I'll just stand here and do this!
Hahaha!
Let's do it again! Switch on!
Rock, paper, scissors!
What?!
First round!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Game start!
What?!
Easy!
Ah!
I can't do it!
I'll go back to my home island and do it again!
Ah!
Huh?!
Wait a minute!
Could it be...
Could it be... a gentle breeze is blowing?
No way!
It's gentle!
Gentle breeze?
Huh? Wait a minute!
I can see it, unexpectedly!
What?!
I can see it, unexpectedly!
First round!
What?!
Let's go!
Come on!
Ah!
It's bright, but not sweet!
Ah!
You're aiming for a good spot normally!
Let's go!
Ah!
It's bright!
I-isn't this a normal puck?!
Ah!
I'm sorry! Is this not enough to make you excited?
It's weird! Can you take it off for me?
It's noisy!
I think I can do it!
In the end, you have no choice but to defeat it with your own strength!
It's a punch point!
Poison!
Look!
I'm rooting for you!
Is this Shabu-chan's puck?
No, it's Mei's!
Huh?!
Mei's puck!
Huh?!
Mei's puck is the most exciting one!
Here I go!
I'm rooting for you!
Here I go!
Okay!
As you can see,
I was defeated by an ugly human being
who looks like he's about to drown.
This time, I lost.
I lost, so I'll drink this one.
It's better for a puck to be normal!
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